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• Get chased by feds in a flying bunker
• Watch dogs outperform human traders
• Literally punch entropy in the face
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Corruption? You mean "Genius Trading"
Politicians manipulating the stock market is a glaring example of the absurdity and ethical decay in modern economics. While entrusted with public service, these individuals exploit privileged information and their influential positions for personal gain, undermining the very foundations of a fair market. This manipulation creates a stark divide between those with insider access and the average investor, perpetuating economic inequality. The spectacle of politicians engaging in such practices not only erodes public trust but also highlights the ridiculous extent to which greed and corruption can distort supposedly regulated systems, epitomizing the absurdity of late-stage capitalism.
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Banks print money while people can't eat
Banks printing money while average people struggle to pay for groceries epitomizes the stark economic disparity in today's society. While financial institutions flood the market with cash, often resulting in inflation and devaluation, everyday citizens face rising costs and stagnant wages. This situation creates a surreal contrast where the abundance of printed money in the hands of the wealthy and powerful amplifies the financial strain on the general populace. The absurdity of this scenario underscores the dysfunction and inequity within the economic system, highlighting the urgent need for reforms that address the needs of all individuals, not just the privileged few.
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My boss can't even make a pdf
Late-stage capitalism is marked by extreme income inequality, where CEOs earn 100,000 times what the average worker makes, despite the workers performing the actual labor that drives company success. This stark disparity highlights the absurdity of a system that rewards executive positions with exorbitant compensation, often regardless of competence or contribution. CEOs, often perceived as out of touch or even incompetent, reap immense financial benefits while the backbone of the workforce struggles to make ends meet. This imbalance underscores the irrationality and injustice inherent in the current economic framework, emphasizing the urgent need for systemic change.
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Have done it
Want to eat their boss
Why are we throwing away good crops?
In the absurdity of late-stage capitalism, we witness the paradox of throwing away perfectly good crops while millions go hungry. Farmers are often paid to discard surplus produce to maintain market prices, prioritizing profit over human need. This grotesque wastefulness highlights a system where economic incentives overshadow basic humanity, leaving those in desperate need without access to affordable food. The disconnect between abundance and scarcity epitomizes the irrationality and moral failure of an economic model that values profit over people.
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ketchup companies making millions
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Lets make memes while we make bitcoins. That or magic. Does anybody know magic?
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